More quotes by Emo Philips
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.
Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.
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