Quotes from E=MO² — Emo Philips
born 1956 United States
14 quotes
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"
My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
Well, my brother says "hello"! So, hooray for speech therapy.
I ran three miles today... finally I said, "Lady, take your purse."
People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.
When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Emo Philips (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.