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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

— Emo Philips

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Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the Devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day.

E=MO² (1985)

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

E=MO² (1985)

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

E=MO² (1985)

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

E=MO² (1985)

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"

E=MO² (1985)

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Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

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