More quotes by Emo Philips
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.
Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
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