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When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!"

— Emo Philips E=MO² (1985)

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the Devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day.

E=MO² (1985)

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

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I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

E=MO² (1985)

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

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