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My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.

— Emo Philips E=MO² (1985)

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the Devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day.

E=MO² (1985)

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

E=MO² (1985)

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

E=MO² (1985)

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

E=MO² (1985)

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Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.

Francis Bacon Meditationes sacræ (1597)

It is not in the books of the Philosophers, but in the religious symbolism of the Ancients, that we must look for the footprints of Science, and re-discover the Mysteries of Knowledge.

Albert Pike Morals and Dogma of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry (1871)

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith Afterthoughts (1931)

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