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I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.

— Emo Philips

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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the Devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day.

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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

E=MO² (1985)

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: "A truck!"

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