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Emo Philips on Marriage

born 1956 United States

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I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

E=MO² (1985)

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

GQ Magazine - 75 Funniest Jokes of All Time (1999)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Emo Philips (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.