Yes, I was surprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Pets Quotes
Shakespeare, Robert Heinlein, Jane Goodall, John Heywood and Mark Twain share the top places. Twain, in What Is Man? (1906), is withering about man’s vanity in calling an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Bertrand Russell, in 1948, points out that a dog cannot relate his autobiography or tell you that his parents were honest but poor, and Bierce’s definition of a cat is an automaton to be kicked when things go wrong at home.
Three lines are flagged. “Time spent with cats is never wasted,” credited to Sigmund Freud, is marked misattributed. A remark that a cat cannot hide its feelings is credited to Hemingway and disputed, and so is a saying about religion being like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat, credited to Oscar Wilde.
He's German so he's Herr Ball. Herr Ball. His movies are so bad, cats choke when they hear his name.
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
It was hard to imagine that Natasha had squatted out a baby. Her cunt was as tight as a cat's ass...
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this…"
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.