Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.
Craig Ferguson Quotes
born 1962 Scotland
Craig Ferguson (born 17 May 1962) is a Scottish-born actor/comedian and former host of The Late Late Show. He was succeeded by British comedy actor James Corden.
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63 quotes
Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism!
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Change is the nature of God’s mind, and resistance to it is the source of great pain.
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
"He's quiet as well, especially if you stalk him."
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
"Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love."
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it.
American on Purpose (2009)
Like most sharks, Margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea.
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
America is, for me, an aspiration, a philosophy, a way of being, a dream.
American on Purpose (2009)
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.
American on Purpose (2009)
Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Between safety and adventure I choose adventure.
American on Purpose (2009)
Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Craig Ferguson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.