353 quotes
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
A Woman of No Importance (1893)
A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. [Answering the question, what is a cynic?]
Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
A Woman of No Importance (1893)
We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.
The Canterville Ghost (1887)
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
Disobedience, in the eyes of any one who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.
The Soul of Man Under Socialism (1891)
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
An Ideal Husband (1895)
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890)
A cynic, a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.
Lady Windermere's Fan (1892)
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890)
Really, if the lower orders don't set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)