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He's German so he's Herr Ball. Herr Ball. His movies are so bad, cats choke when they hear his name.

— Craig Ferguson The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005)

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Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.

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I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.

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