Bill Engvall Quotes
born 1957 United States
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
- United States
- Actors
- Satirists
- Singer-songwriters
- Stand-up comedians
44 quotes
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.
Bill is at the pet store, buying a big bag of cat litter
Tow truck is pulling Bill's car out of his driveway
A half a Vicodin and a Bahama Mama...makes for a bitchin' day!
(Talking about what he wants at his funeral)
[about how people in the 90's used "awesome" wrongly]
at the Engvalls' home, Travis is about to play on the piano.
[about how he and his wife can't go out on a date, since they're married]
As told in the final section of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Christmas CD
[after watching the food teasing scene in "9 1/2 Weeks"]
Larry's grandmother has died at age 104
His explanation for the "signs"
[his plan to prevent potential boyfriends from taking advantage of his daughter]
[playing Pictionary with his wife and some friends]
[having been recognized by a woman in a diner]
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Engvall (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.