Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
Bill Engvall Quotes
born 1957 United States
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
- United States
- Actors
- Satirists
- Singer-songwriters
- Stand-up comedians
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Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.
A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.
Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching.
Engvall pulls his car into a gas station after his tire goes flat.
Engvall and his buddy get off a boat with a big string of bass.
Engvall is in the park flying a kite with his son.
Jeff's, Larry's, and Ron's Heres Your Sign.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
After Bill is exhausted at a baseball fantasy camp, walking crooked.
In the store, Bill is buying some pants.
Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)
On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer.
Engvall is waiting for an elevator. A man walks up
Men have three basic needs: Eating, sleeping, sex. That's it.
Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)
Now That's Awesome (2000)
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
Jeff Foxworthy is having his house repainted and he has a piano in the corner
Engvall has an elk hung on the wall.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Engvall (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.