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Bill and Larry The Cable Guy walk by a stone that Bill's neighbor had had 1894, his address, carved into it.

— Bill Engvall

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Bill: No, that's not its age, dumbass. That's how much it weighs. Here's your sign. | 15 Degrees Off Cool (2007)

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