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Bill Engvall on Marriage

born 1957 United States

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8 quotes

Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.

Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.

A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.

On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer.

[about how he and his wife can't go out on a date, since they're married]

Aged and Confused (2009)

[about magazines school children sell, which his wife buys without even looking at what she's buying]

Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)

[playing Pictionary with his wife and some friends]

Aged and Confused (2009)

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world.

Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Engvall (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.