Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.
A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.
Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching.
The worker is the slave of capitalist society, the female worker is the slave of that slave.
To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.
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