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Wedding Quotes

Wikiquote has no wedding page of its own to draw on, so this one is a blend of the marriage, love and romance pages. Only one quote in the data is filed under weddings directly: Ambrose Bierce’s entry in The Devil’s Dictionary (1911), a definition of the ceremony as a joke about who ends up as nothing. It is funny and it is not for a toast.

For a reading or a speech, the love and romance material is the better bet. Shakespeare and Byron are both here. Look at the source line under each quote before you print it on anything.

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"They would say," he answered, "that you do not fail in obedience through lack of love, but have lost love because you never attempted obedience."

C. S. Lewis That Hideous Strength (1945)

I love what speed and coke do to my weight. It's unnatural, I know. I could just exercise. ...

Carrie Fisher Postcards from the Edge (1987)

Love is a kind of warfare.

Ovid

"Satan is a tool of God's love in the sense that he forces us to see God's loving patience." — Answers to 200 of Life's most Probing Questions

Pat Robertson

This is a sad day for the Emmy's. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight. (Accepting an Emmy Award)

Larry David

Most of the people who do this kind of work, do it out of love, like the love you'd show to an ailing friend. (2004) Popimage interview

Grant Morrison

[Ade Edmondson]’s a good and loyal friend. I adore him. It’s like a marriage. We chose each other in ’75 and we’ve been together ever since.

Rik Mayall

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties. Welcome to my world.

Bill Engvall Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)

We're standing outside of Peet's Coffee. I've never been here before, but I'm gonna pretend like I have. I love you, Peet's. So good memories.

Patrick Stump

I saw Courtney Love have one of her heroin fits....and break a guitar. So I pulled up a chair. What? You gotta be ring-side!

Kathy Griffin The D-list (2004)

Love, money, sex or power

Preity Zinta

Oh, my God, I miss those things
And it's a hard way to fall
And this ain't the easy way down
And it's a hard thing to love anyone, anyhow

Ryan Adams

I was very nervous. I dreaded falling in love – but I knew this would be my last. It better be. I'm happy

Rupert Murdoch

... to my inexpressible happiness, she is my wife, and truly best part, without a single tinge of my defects

Ignatius Sancho

Hello, boys. How are you all? I just love boys. [...] Hello. Are you here alone? Who are you with? ...A woman? At my show? ...We'll make believe. It's theatre.

Harvey Fierstein This Is Not Going to Be Pretty, Live at the Bottom Line (1995)

We loved each other. No faithfulness my love did lack.
Love, you divine flame; you hole of colour: black.

Paul-Jean Toulet

I have a love for cheesy music. I don't want to list any bands and embarrass myself ;D

Andrew Sega

My dong is super-friendly and loves getting rubbed by children. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos

Patton Oswalt

“It never fails to astonish me,” Carol said. “The tenacity of love.”

Robert Charles Wilson Spin (2005)

The breaking and crushing were gone, and the love pushed inside his chest, and when he cried now, it was because she loved him so much. (p211)

Leslie Marmon Silko Ceremony (1977)

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