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Lawrence Gene David (born July 2, 1947) is an American comedian, writer, actor, director, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, of which David was the head writer and executive producer for the first seven seasons.
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If every student was like me in college, we'd still be in Vietnam.
He's not an asshole, he's just shy. I think you have shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
A lot of sexual harassment stuff in the news, and I couldn't help but notice a very disturbing pattern emerging, which is that many of the predators, not all, but many of them are Jews
You know what? There's a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend ...
Curb Your Enthusiasm season 4 episode 4 The Weatherman (2004)
Listen, this is crazy. I look like I'm 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That's just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV.
I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
I've had some experience in this arena. So it wasn't foreign to me to have a woman say she doesn't want to see me anymore.
(Asked if he believes in miracles) I believe that every erection is a miracle. (Curb Season 7, Episode 6 "The Bare Midriff").
Pretty...pretty...pretty......pretty.....pretty good. (Curb Your Enthusiasm, passim)
One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians." (Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO special)
This is a sad day for the Emmy's. It is, however, a good day for Larry David. I imagine the wife will be forthcoming tonight. (Accepting an Emmy Award)
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