More quotes by Doug Stanhope
If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
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