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Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and fucking irritating.

— Doug Stanhope Something to Take the Edge Off (2000)

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If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Word of Mouth (2002)

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

Before Turning the Gun on Himself (2012)

Wanting more. Having your cake or eating your cake are fine. Not even wanting cake is where you get fucked.

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.

Deadbeat Hero (2004)

Life is like animal porn. It's not for everyone.

Something to Take the Edge Off (2000)

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