More quotes by Doug Stanhope
If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.
Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.
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