More quotes by Rita Rudner
To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.
Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.
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