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Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

— Bo Burnham Inside (2021)

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The average person has one Fallopian tube. [pause for laughter] The average penis length is 5.5 inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles "average penis length" is 3.5 inches.

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This next song is about how sad I am. It's about all the sad stuff; just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.

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Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda
Where's the soda?
Am I the only fuckin' person here that likes soda?

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

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Hey, what can you say?
We were overdue
But it'll be over soon

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