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High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda
Where's the soda?
Am I the only fuckin' person here that likes soda?

— Bo Burnham Bo fo Sho (2008)

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The average person has one Fallopian tube. [pause for laughter] The average penis length is 5.5 inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles "average penis length" is 3.5 inches.

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