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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor, [...] I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.

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The average person has one Fallopian tube. [pause for laughter] The average penis length is 5.5 inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles "average penis length" is 3.5 inches.

Words Words Words (2010)

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Inside (2021)

This next song is about how sad I am. It's about all the sad stuff; just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.

what (2013)

High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda
Where's the soda?
Am I the only fuckin' person here that likes soda?

Bo fo Sho (2008)

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

Words Words Words (2010)

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