Bo Burnham Quotes
born 1990 United States
Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990) is an American singer-songwriter, actor, comedian, and Internet celebrity.
- United States
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- Singer-songwriters
Random Bo Burnham quote
11 quotes
The average person has one Fallopian tube. [pause for laughter] The average penis length is 5.5 inches, and finally, the average penis length of a man who googles "average penis length" is 3.5 inches.
Words Words Words (2010)
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Inside (2021)
This next song is about how sad I am. It's about all the sad stuff; just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.
what (2013)
High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda
Where's the soda?
Am I the only fuckin' person here that likes soda?
Bo fo Sho (2008)
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Words Words Words (2010)
Hey, what can you say?
We were overdue
But it'll be over soon
Inside (2021)
"You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to/ You shouldn't rape cause rape is a fucked up thing to do"
what (2013)
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? ... Names!
Words Words Words (2010)
I always wanted to be a comedian and actor, [...] I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
Walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old
With my dogs on the leash, I got bitches on the hold
A first-AIDS kit? That's a rhesus monkey
I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie
Bo fo Sho (2008)
My whole family thinks I'm gay
I guess it's always been that way
Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk
Makes them think I like... boys
Bo fo Sho (2008)