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Screw normal. You know why? 'Cause if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader.

— Christopher Titus Norman Rockwell is Bleeding (2004)

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Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester.

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Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men.

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I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them.

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Fighting Dad's not a fight. Fighting dad is, (a la a game show announcer): "Hi, you've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down!"

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I don't think a man should EVER hit a woman..... until the 5th time she cracks him in the face.

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