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But the bottom line is that I am still willing to die a painful public death, assuming my execution destroys the game of soccer (or - at the very least - convinces people to shut up about it).

— Chuck Klosterman Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)

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Source: (George Will vs. Nick Hornby 0:86).
Work: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, 2003
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