More by Chuck Klosterman
This person has done at least two (2) things that would be classified as "unforgivable."
Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006)
If your archenemy tried to kill you, this person would attempt to stop him.
Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006)
You and this person once competed for the same woman, and you both failed.
Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006)
You have punched this person in the face.
Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006)
This SimChuck is one suave bastard.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)
This is the kind of shit that would prompt Tyler Durden to hit somebody in the face.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)
Psychologically, the internet is very marxist. Everyone with a modem has access to the same information, so we all get jammed into a technological middle class.
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (2003)
Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.
Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005)
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