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This person has done at least two (2) things that would be classified as "unforgivable."

— Chuck Klosterman Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006)

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Within the context of life, I am the centrist pragmatist who doesn't even vote; within the context of sports, I am a potential war criminal.

Every time you talk to this person, you lie.

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If this person slept with your girlfriend, she would never be attractive to you again.

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Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living.

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If you meet someone who has the same first name as this person, you immediately like them less.

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