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If you're a man and you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay or married.

— Jeff Foxworthy Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

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We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Talking with Gary Busey is kinda like sex. You want to do it, you just don't want to be alone when you do it.

On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Totally Committed (1998)

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.

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