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Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

— Jacob M. Appel Arborophilia (2005)

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If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.

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The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

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I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage.

Most people are far more concerned that they can control their own bodies than they are about petitioning Congress.

I am grateful that I have rights in the proverbial public square--but, as a practical matter, my most cherished rights are those that I possess in my bedroom and hospital room and death chamber.

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