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Quotes from Arborophilia — Jacob M. Appel

born 1973 United States

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The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

Arborophilia (2005)

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

Arborophilia (2005)

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....

Arborophilia (2005)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jacob M. Appel (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.