More quotes by Jacob M. Appel
If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.
The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.
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