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A wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.

— Jack Handey

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IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)

IF YOU GO through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

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