12 quotes
IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)
A wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)
IF YOU GO through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.
Fuzzy Memories (1996)
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired (1992)
TO ME, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
I bet when neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, 'Don't forget the thick, heavy brows.' Then they would get all embarrassed because they remembered they had the big husky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
MAYBE in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.