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Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!

— Lee Evans Live from the West End (1995)

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I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?

Live from the West End (1995)

Luv can we off off, not off off but fuck off.

Big Live at the O2 (2008)

It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"..."NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"

Live at Her Majesty's Theatre (1994)

People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off."

Big Live at the O2 (2008)

I don't come out on film. I get the red eye. Blokes like that: [imitates knocking someone out] "You fuckin' will in a minute, ya twat!"

The Different Planet Tour (1996)

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