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You ever get lost with your wife in the car? You're completely lost, and they always say the same thing: "Oh, let's just go home. WE'RE FUCKING LOST!" "What, did you throw bread out the fucking window?"

— Lee Evans XL Tour Live (2005)

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I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?

Live from the West End (1995)

Luv can we off off, not off off but fuck off.

Big Live at the O2 (2008)

It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"..."NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"

Live at Her Majesty's Theatre (1994)

Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!

Live from the West End (1995)

People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off."

Big Live at the O2 (2008)

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