10 quotes
I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?
Live from the West End (1995)
Luv can we off off, not off off but fuck off.
Big Live at the O2 (2008)
It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"..."NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"
Live at Her Majesty's Theatre (1994)
Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!
Live from the West End (1995)
People tell me, "Lee, you should take up golf. It's good for you." You know what I say to that? "Fuck off."
Big Live at the O2 (2008)
I don't come out on film. I get the red eye. Blokes like that: [imitates knocking someone out] "You fuckin' will in a minute, ya twat!"
The Different Planet Tour (1996)
Why are all the dogs at dog shows really nice dogs? You never see a pit bull with a ribbon 'round his head, going "If you say one fucking word..."
Big Live at the O2 (2008)
In those old hotels, everything creaks: Argh, argh, argh. Even the door: Argh! You can always hear the bloke above you moving around, and when it's three in the morning you turn into his wife: "That's the fourth time tonight. Go back to fucking bed!"
Big Live at the O2 (2008)
You ever get lost with your wife in the car? You're completely lost, and they always say the same thing: "Oh, let's just go home. WE'RE FUCKING LOST!" "What, did you throw bread out the fucking window?"
XL Tour Live (2005)
My phone will ring at three in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go "Who's that calling at this time?" I don't fucking know! If I knew that, we wouldn't need the bloody phone!
Wired & Wonderful at Wembley (2002)