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You can't press a button to make Phil Mitchell jump over a turtle and land on a cloud (unless you've recently ingested a load of military-grade hallucinogens, in which case you can also make him climb inside his own face and start whistling colours).

— Charlie Brooker

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Newspapers chiefly exist to spooned the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse to mouth hosepipe.

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Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

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