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If love were a product, the queue at the faulty goods desk would stretch right round the universe and back. It doesn't work properly. The seams come apart and it's full of powdered glass.

— Charlie Brooker

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Newspapers chiefly exist to spooned the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse to mouth hosepipe.

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