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Even if the Jabscreen 4 was reportedly biting users' ears off and spitting them into a ditch, every Jabscreen 3 user is going to wind up buying one anyway.

— Charlie Brooker

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Newspapers chiefly exist to spooned the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse to mouth hosepipe.

Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

That's certainly made me think - it's made me think, "I don't know if I want a television any more."

The iPad falls between two stools – not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

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