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Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.

— Charlie Brooker

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Newspapers chiefly exist to spooned the opinions of their readers back to them, much like an arse to mouth hosepipe.

Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

That's certainly made me think - it's made me think, "I don't know if I want a television any more."

The iPad falls between two stools – not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

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A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest but poor.

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True human goodness, in all its purity and freedom, can come to the fore only when its recipient has no power.

Milan Kundera The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1984)

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