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I know now that I'm definetely never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

— John Mulaney The Comeback Kid (2015)

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If you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father, you’re an insane person.

Real estate agents have to deal with the dumbest people in the world making the biggest decisions of their lives.

The Comeback Kid (2015)

Apparently I have no boundaries. And I need 'em.

I dislike the Founding Fathers immensely.

It is so much easier not to do things than to do them that you would do anything is totally remarkable.

New in Town (2012)

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