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Real estate agents have to deal with the dumbest people in the world making the biggest decisions of their lives.

— John Mulaney The Comeback Kid (2015)

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If you’re an adult male who sees no flaws in his father, you’re an insane person.

Apparently I have no boundaries. And I need 'em.

I dislike the Founding Fathers immensely.

It is so much easier not to do things than to do them that you would do anything is totally remarkable.

New in Town (2012)

I like having a puppy that's a bulldog, 'cause it's like having a baby that is also a grandma.

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