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Zach Galifianakis Quotes

born 1969 United States

Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis (born October 1, 1969) is a Greek-American comedian, actor and writer.

United States
Actors
Comedians

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24 quotes

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and then you realize you're just in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

That was some really great "fatcting".

Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

Sometimes I order a beet salad, so when the waiter comes and lays down my salad I can say "thanks for laying down those funky beets". It's an expensive joke because I don't even like beets.

Saturday Night Live (2013)

If you love Barry Manilow, you're gonna love the Insane Clown Posse. Love 'em. They're exactly... well, they're not EXACTLY alike, but they're a little bit alike...

Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Zach Galifianakis (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.