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If you love Barry Manilow, you're gonna love the Insane Clown Posse. Love 'em. They're exactly... well, they're not EXACTLY alike, but they're a little bit alike...

— Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

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The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.

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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

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