Zach Galifianakis Quotes
born 1969 United States
Zachary Knight "Zach" Galifianakis (born October 1, 1969) is a Greek-American comedian, actor and writer.
- United States
- Actors
- Comedians
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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean.
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
This is my impression of a Southern woman. "Tsk, I am so mad at the Taliban right now!"
Here's something you'll never see in Braille: "If you see something, say something".
When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese.
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.
Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.
When I was a kid, I had dyslexia. And I would write about it in my dairy.
I'm going to do all new, fresh material...you guys been keeping up with this O.J. thing?
I was named after my grandad. Yes, my name is Zach Grandad Galifianakis.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
I call my balls the bush twins.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Zach Galifianakis (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.