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I'm going to do all new, fresh material...you guys been keeping up with this O.J. thing?

— Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

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The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.

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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

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